This is the official site of Ralph the puppet, where you can find out all kinds of crap about me, Ralph!

Officially, I met Kevin Kolack at the 1982 Knoxville, Tennessee World's Fair. But that is only the official story. In truth, I rescued Kevin from a Peruvian drug lord in the late 60's as part of a joint human-puppet DEA-CIA task force. Most of the information regarding the operation is still classified, so that is all I can say.

Since then, Kevin and I have enjoyed many adventures, most notably insulting the crap out of his cousins and making several noteworthy television appearances.

Have fun checking out all of the crap you will find on my site.