She’s Always A Puppet (adapted from Billy Joel's She’s Always a Woman)
(c) 2005 Kevin Kolack



She sits on her stand, and she does not arise
Yeah, she can ruin your fur with her sharp beady eyes
Assembled by someone’s creativity
She smells like a sock, but she’s always a puppet to me.

She can lead you to love
You can wear her and travel
If she gets a run, she will slowly unravel
If you wash her, use gentle, and drip dry only
Yeah, she smells like a sock, but she’s always a puppet to me.

Oh, she lies there on the floor
She can wait all day long
She’s a puppet you see
Oh, and she never puts out
And she never gives in
She just….she’s a puppet, that’s what I’m telling you…she doesn’t do anything without someone’s hand up her butt.

You put her on your hand, and then you make her talk
She does not have legs, so then she can not walk
But that’s OK, we can take a taxi
I love her so much, ‘cause she’s always a puppet to me

(piano solo)

Oh, she lies there on the floor
She can wait all day long
She’s a puppet you see
Oh, and she never puts out
And she never gives in
But she’s still cool to me

Her hair is some thread, her nose is a button
Her lips are cardboard, her perfume, Tinactin
Athlete’s foot is her sworn enemy
And the worst she will do is bunch up in your shoe
But she’s always a puppet to me.